JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
showing up at a party uninvited like
Disney Princesses as sloths.
why notWTF JAHAJAHAJA
today on i didnt know i was a satanist
My favorite thing about being an archer in Skyrim is when the slow motion kill cam follows the arrow and you get to sit back and watch as it just absolutely misses the target.
Nash Grier compilation of comebacks
"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"
these are the best
but wait there’s more
don’t stop this is great
(for the anon who requested something like this - accidentally deleted your ask! :P)
i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops